Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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