the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
