just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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