hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Enjoy the penises
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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