I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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