hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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