so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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