If i come over, it means nothing
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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