Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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