I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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