Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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