So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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