So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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