she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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