I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.