If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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