this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You left your phone here
Wait...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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