Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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