Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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