and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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