I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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