Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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