Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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