Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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