Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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