tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
This toilet bowl is my home.
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