Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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