In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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