I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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