arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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