We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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