The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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