where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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