i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It's just like the Real World with babies
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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