what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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