I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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