tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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