ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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