Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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