oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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