I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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