Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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