And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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