I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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