If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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