Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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