Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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