My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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