dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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