That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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