I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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