i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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