Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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