Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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